Monday, May 3, 2010


Nobody likes swallowing. Really, no one likes having semen in their mouth at all, let alone what happens to it after that. However, if you spit it back out like it's the worst thing you have ever tasted, you're going to undo everything you just threw out your neck for. Enthusiasm is the essential ingredient to being good at anything sexual.

Now, when I say enthusiasm, I don't mean bobbing up and down, cowgirl style, like you are sitting on a pogo stick. I'm talking about appearing as if you are wanting and even enjoying every single second of what you are doing. Of course, if you aren't enjoying your sex the majority of the time, you should probably talk to your partner about it. But if you are trying to please them, you had better make them feel as if you are loving every second of it.

Think about it. How would you feel if post orgasm, your partner stretched, and said “Ugh. Glad that's done with. Just one more thing off my errand list. Time to go unclog the kitchen sink. Oh, and by the way, you owe me one.” No matter what you are doing, whether it's their favorite position, performing oral, or doing that one thing that only ever happens on their birthday if they remembered your 2 year anniversary and bought you exactly what you wanted and pretended to like the gift you gave them, make sure they feel like you are enjoying it. If you act as if you hate every second of it, and let it be known that you only grudgingly do it so they will shut up about it, (like that threesome he's been talking about for the past 5 years) you did it all for nothing. They aren't going to enjoy anything they know you are only doing because you feel obligated to.

Even if it doesn't get you off, at least enjoy the fact that you're making their day. After they finish, they are going to think you are the best person they have ever known. And they'll appreciate the effort. Who knows, they may just return the favor. NOTE: If they don't return it that day, don't get upset. They are trying to appreciate an orgasm that they got to have without worrying about yours the entire time. You'll have your turn later.


  1. I need a cigarette.

  2. This sounds like it was done by a 17 year old girl who thinks she's had a lot of sex in her life but really... has no idea what good, meaningful and sexy sex is. Sounds like a girl who wanted the shock value, instead of the interesting/true/relevant factor.

  3. Sorry, but I agree with the statement above.